In his own words, Lian Tien, said: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe". Lian Tien came up with possibly the world's most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped. The year-old said his 'private parts' became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building's air conditioning unit. But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade. Doc Dewei Yuan said: "The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help.
But can we please recommend you try not to stick your vital parts in a metal pipe like this teen did, because it can have disastrous consequences. A year-old Malaysian boy learned this the hard way. This was after he was freed with a circular saw after using a drainpipe as a sex toy. He tried to free himself from the pipes attached to the walls for more than an hour. He then shouted out to his housemates for help when he realized it wasn't so easy.
Jump to navigation. Some things only happen in China. And this is one such thing. A man had his penis stuck in a pipe for two whole days before he finally decided to seek medical help.
A MAN has who has claimed he slipped and fell has finally been freed after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for two days. Lian Tien, 61, admitted he "did not think people would believe him" after slipping while doing some DIY at home in the nude. He gave the questionable excuse after visiting hospital as his penis had swelled after being incased in the pipe overnight. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result. He added: "I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down.